Pimp and Hoes

My 2 godkids !!

Having Shaved Ice

...or shave ice (without the "D") as they called it in Hawaii.

Hmmm... Back at home. I miss my brother, sister n pamangkins!!!

Girls Night Out

VIP itches!!!

Moanalua Gardens

Moanalua Gardens Park

This is where our family pictures were taken. Will be posted later.

Brothers

Ortanez Boys

6 Grandkids

Nikko 16, Isaiah 13, Patience 7, Carissa 6, Nicky 5, Kaelin 3

Kaelin

Kaelin looking soooo cute. This picture should be entered into a modeling agency!!

Three Beautiful Girls

Patience 7yrs, Carissa 6yrs, Kaelin 3yrs.

Hawaii is AWESOME!!

Yay!! Mom, Dad, Ateh Eileen, Elison, Nikko, Isaiah, & Carissa are here. Ateh May & Eric next. Then the WHOLE family will be 2gether again! Kodak time! Facebook!

Ok the clan is in the waiting area now. It was hell getting here. Remind me to book my own flight next time. Mom's really loosing it. She couldn't find a bag she was holding.

Also Eric and I saw a semi jack-knife and they took up the whole freeway. We got stuck for a minute or two.

Two more hours and we'll be air bound!

My bags r packed n im ready to go..im leaviing on a jet plane..dont know when i'll be back again.. Yeeah!!!

Kaelin

Tito/Uncle Aaron the Jungle Gym

Dixie Grill

My Sangria and big ice tea. Both were really really yummy!!

We're Here!!

We're here and the kids are playing Little Big Planet already. As you can see Kaelin is warming up to her Uncle Aaron again. We're waiting for EJ to get off work. I think we're going to the Dixie Grill tonight. Good seafood.

Omg 3 days and counting!!!!

13 hours!!!!!!

Oh so there are box jelly fish warning out so be prepared....they hurt

Ok we made the car rental reservation. It didn't even ask for our credit card information. I guess you just reserve it and pay when you pick up the car.

I think this was the last time you guys were here. Look how much smaller they were back then. Dad was bigger though. Hahaha He's lost a lot of weight since he's been home from the accident.

OMG in 2 days and 11 hours!!!!!!!

This Is The Life

Here is EJ at some beach. He's testing it out for us before we get there. I think whatever beach this is, it got his approval. :)

Dad told Aaron I love you first!!!!! Dad called Aaron and asked how his "Army brat" (me) was doing. Dad just got out of the shower and sounded like he was in a really really good mood and when they got off the phone I heard Aaron say, "I love you too!" I was like, "what?!?" Dad said, "I love you" first?!!?!!?

That Lau Lau isnt that good...well i guess it depends on the place but all the lau lau i've had hasnt been that good...and the jellyfish are on mostly the north and windward side beaches...

Just Had To Throw It Out There!

LAKERS 3-0

Just thought of something else we'll need from costco! We need shampoo/conditioner and body wash. Costco size because we got a whole lotta ass to wash! :)Hehehe

Oh my golly!!!!! I can't believe I can count the days on one hand!!

Beware of These

This is probably the main thing that we need to be aware of, but it's only on certain beaches and there'll be signs on the beach they're on. So if your butt butt gets stung by one, that's your fault. They're not at every beach though and they won't let you in the water if the lifeguard spots them!

Lau Lau

I HAVE to eat this at least one day out there!!!! Lau Lau and Hawaiian macaroni.

Ateh May

Ateh May is this what your dream looked like? hahaha Maybe your dragon has an invisibility cloak and she can go to Hawaii with us. :)

game idea

Anybody like Texas hold 'em?? EJ and I have a set, maybe we can have a poker night!

Yummy

OH i'm soooo hungry right now! Are we gonna roll some lumpia? We have a lot of rollers! That chicken adobo looks sooo good!!

KETCHUP

We'll probably need more than this!!!

Not So Guilty

After that picture, I don't have to feel so guilty when I eat Longonisa when we're in HAWAII! Damn that shit looks sooooo good. All you need is the rice and bawang and sooka and we're set!

My Beach Body

Ok so this doesn't make me feel soooo back now!!! Look at what they do to all these "beach body babes!" Wow, that's a whole lotta work they did to her! That's just really sad!!!

Umm...omg...my dragon eats so much more than that...

Spam

Here Ateh May, you can eat this. There's two. One for you and one for your dragon. I"ll be eating this in Hawaii!! Spam masubi!! Mmmmmm

I'm hungry!

I'll Take Two Please!!!

Um yeah you see that guy? He's what I'm gonna look like after like 5 of those pineapple margaritas lol. I can see Ateh Eileen taking one of these to the head and falling over lol. I can't freakin wait!

Milkshake

Now Nikko calm yourself I know your getting all excited over this picture but I can't make oreo milkshakes every night we're out there cause milk cost too damn much lol. Maybe every other night lol.

Tacos

So ummm I can't really think of or find many other pictures to put up so I thought I might just post some food lol. I like tacos and I figured we would eat some while we were out there more than once, maybe not exactly like these but hey it was the best pic I could find.

Oh My Golly

Look at that ------------------------------------------------------>>>>> I'ts almost here!!!

Food Answers :)

Yeah, the "old" people drink coffee in the morning. Us "younger" people though, drink caramel machiato's and such! :) Hahaha Anywho, yeah a lots of BBQ sauce. Green salad would be good too. Or even green beans and corn and such. For desert we can have oreo milk shakes or pineapple or watermelon margaritas, or sweet apple pie or cheesecake (costco has really good pies/cakes/everything). Mmmmm i'm getting hungry thinking about it all!

I know that mom, dad, eric n me will drink coffee. I think mom likes folgers. I like the columbian style.

All the food items u said sound yummy to me. U know anything u throw on a grill is good!! Just get alot of bbq sauce! Lol good n easy thats wut i'm thinking! Oh maybe a salad too. ;) cuz u kno i'm on a diet!! HAHAHA YA RIGHT!! .... but still some greens for our digestive tracks would be good. :D

Food questions...

What about coffee?? Who drinks coffee in the morning, and what kind? Creamer?

Sodas?? What's cool with everybody??

Dinner stuff I'm getting, hamburgers and hot dogs, spaghetti, roast, I'll prob do a mexican food night, what else ya' got?? Think bulk dinners!!Think Costco choices!!

Food Again

So, me and Sister talked a little bit about the food. She'll probably go sometime this weekend to Costco to get a few things. So far this is what's on our list:

Rice (maybe 2 big bags)
Juice
Lil Smokies
Eggs
Pancake Mix
Sandwich Bread

We talked about meat and we think that mom will probably get it from the commisary. Me and Sabrina could also go back to costco when me and Aaron get there. Just call Sister or comment on this blog to add more to the list. This is just so far. I was kinda tired when we talked last night and I was excited to talk to the kids! They are soooooo cute and talkative!! I also just found out that Kaelin gets a kick out of taking her Ateh or Kuya's things while they aren't looking. Hahahaha Too cute! Anywho.....I love you guys.

My Hat

Oh yeah well I only paid 6 bucks for my sweet hat and guess what ....I'm to sexy for it! LMAO! GA DOOOSH!!!!

Scary

Don't worry this isn't in Hawaii or anywhere near it, it's off the coast of Japan and I thought I would share this with everybody cause it's freakin cool. They're getting this big because they're killing all the things that eat jellyfish so the jellyfish now live longer and get bigger hence the five foot one in this picture. I tell ya what that thing scares me more than a shark, at least I can hit the shark in the nose, where am I suppose to hit kick or even stab that thing I mean for real? Oh well guess I'll just have to try and bounce off the top of it like Dori from Finding Nemo lol.

Frickin SWEET Hawaii hat!!!!

Hey guys! Check out my frickin SWEET Hawaii hat!!!!! I got it for ONLY $10!!! So if you want in on this SWEET, one time deal hit me up yo, and I'll get you one from sports chalet!
Here's another shot of my FRICKIN SWEET Hawaii Hat! My pretty awesome sister tried to get in on the sweetness of my hat.

I'm Still Doin It

LMAO look at all them people jumpin!! I too will be one of those people I'm sure all if not most of you guys will be right up there with me .

It'll sound like this when I hit the water....GA DOOOSH!!!!!! LMAO!!!

This is what it will sound like when EJ hits... GA DOOOSHSKI!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!! That's funny.

Here are just some pictures of other people kayaking, just trying to keep everybody excited cause we got like a week left! Would you look at that water in all those pic's up there please and try and tell my your not pumped lol.